XO, Isabel

Crayola or RoseArt?

D and I went to dinner the other night.  It never fails that we get not-so-great service.  Most of it is due to the fact that we get trainees.  Rookies, if you will.  When we're on vacation - bad service.  Saturday night?  Bad service.  Yet, we always faithfully tip our 20%.  D used to be a waiter during his actor days, so, he rarely bends his 20% tip rule.

Back to the other night.  We show up to a restaurant that we frequent.  A restaurant that D worked at for some time.  We walk in and there is no one there to greet us.  Eventually, a young woman resembling a raccoon walks up to us and stares.  Stares.  I have to finally say... "Table for two, please".

When D and I finally sat down, we start making up stuff we should've said.... "Uh, can we please sit outside?"  (It was POURING rain!!).  "Uh, yes, can we sniff your coffee?".  "Yes, we'd like to lick the dessert tray". 

And finally D says..."Can we eat your crayons?".  Yeah.  Mmm, crayons.

What's all the whoop about?

OKay... so, uh, WHY ARE 3540983509385035983508 people googling "WHOOP THERE IT IS"?  I have been taking a peek at my traffic logs and many... MANY people have landed on my blog by searching this term.  It's a SONG people.  It' OLD.  It's by Tag Team (don't ask how I know)-- and the song is called WHOOMP there it is.

Are you looking for the lyrics!??

Gawd.

On other ways people find their way here:
- How to stop drooling spit
- Isabel Ice F*ck
- XO (of course!)
- Whoop there it is
- Chocolate curves

The SAD part is that when you search whoop there it is... I'm NUMBER TWO. TWO, People!  I'm hoping that by using "whoop there is" many, many times in this entry I will be number ONE, BABY!

But, you're quoting POOP!

I'm walking into the lobby of my apartment building and I hear someone say "Hidey Ho.  Where's that from?  Oh yeah, it's from Southpark, right?".

Yes.  It's from Southpark.  And, a talking POOP says it.  Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo says 'Hidey Ho'.

A poop.  I'm walking into the lobby of my apartment building and I hear someone say that and all I want to yell is... "You just quoted talking POO!".